First, one must don something badass for such an undertaking. Then remember it is cooking, so a super cute apron is necessary!
Then, dice and brown chicken in olive oil and garlic, and chop up and carmelize an onion, all the while thinking, I REALLY need to remember to get these knives sharpened!!
Assemble other ingredients:
Chicken broth, sofrito, chipotle seasoning, a lime, frozen corn and Holy Salt. Oh, and diced tomatoes, three cans:
Mix them all together in the pot with the the onions:
The buzzer goes off, so go change out the laundry:
Once the pot has started to simmer again, add in the black beans and chicken:
And mix it all in.
While you let that simmer, for like, an hour, uncovered, take stock of the state of your kitchen:
And clean it for goodness sakes!!
Then remember, darn! I wanted to roast sweet potatoes, too!
So get the ingredients together for that: Olive Oil, Vanilla, Garlic, Cinnamon and a Sweet Potato, and a ziplock bag:
Mix the other ingredients all together in the ziplock bag:
You can wash and reuse the ziplock bag, but I won't judge you if you throw it out. Place the sweet potatoes on a foil covered pan, and stick in countertop oven so you don't have to heat up the big oven.
375 degrees, 30 minutes.
Remember: CRABAPPLE, gotta stir the pot!!
Then add garlic because it is sitting there and can there ever really be too much garlic??
You now have a bit of a break, so you grab the ice pack from the freezer because you are freakin overdoing the standing thing considering your back was completely OUT yesterday, pose your adorable dog next to it and snap a picture because a picture of an ice pack with a dog in it is much more fun than just the ice pack!
Then grab the bleach and wipe down the counter because your dog is a dog and you just set her down on a food prep surface.
And set the timer just in case you wander off and forget you are cooking something on the stovetop.
YAY!!! CLEAN KITCHEN!!!
No pictures of me sitting in my comfy chair with the icepack uploading all these darn pictures!!!
But look!! The food is ready!!!
So now I get to eat! I put the sweet potatoes in the same bowl because why have to wash one more dish??
Now go entertain yourselves, I'm eating!
Happy New Year!!
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